Januar 6, 2021 On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift!…
Januar 6, 2021 A Networkologist\'s Christmas A Networkologist’s Christmas“‚Tis the night before Christmas,“ I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers…
Januar 6, 2021 12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style) THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ebonics Christmas Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An‘ all ower de hood ereybody wuz‘ sleepin‘ Dey wuz sleepin‘ goodWe hunged up our stockings An…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas Humor Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it twice, he’s gonna find out whos naughty and nice…
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA ran Christmas… |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons…
Januar 6, 2021 If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas… |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Sony ran Christmas… |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device…
Januar 6, 2021 If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas… |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds,…
Januar 6, 2021 If Cray ran Christmas… |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.