Kategorie: computer

Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there’s a lot of crackling.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: „Can’t…

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, „Where is my father?“ The computer bleeped…

I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.

The programmer to his son: „Here, I brought you a new basketball.“ „Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?“

Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to…