Kategorie: computer

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….

Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must…

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting „F1 F1“ and…

Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there’s a lot of crackling.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: „Can’t…

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, „Where is my father?“ The computer bleeped…

I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.