Kategorie: computer

Q: What’s another name for the „Intel Inside“ sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium,…

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium’s floating point divider? A: „Life is like a box of chocolates…“ (Source: F. Gump of…

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says „lather, rinse, repeat.“