Januar 6, 2021 Internet can get worse |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.9. „MAKE MONEY FAST“ posts protected by 1st amendment,…
Januar 6, 2021 Customer support logs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: „Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?“ Customer: „Yes, well, I’m having trouble with…
Januar 6, 2021 Write your code in C |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles „Let it Be“)When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words…
Januar 6, 2021 Real opcodes |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow…
Januar 6, 2021 Programmer's drinking song |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Real software engineers eat quiche. |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across…
Januar 6, 2021 Solution to the Y2K problem |The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If…
Januar 6, 2021 The Windows Rejection Song |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some…
Januar 6, 2021 Help stories from Tech Support |Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“ key is. AST technical support…