Januar 6, 2021 Bad temper problem |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Will I live any longer? |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 People are ignoring me |A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Januar 6, 2021 I want to lose some weight |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in great health |Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Januar 6, 2021 Driving exams worry me |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.Liz: I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 Problems remembering |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem? A variationDoctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 I would like to havea second opinion |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second…
Januar 6, 2021 Get a heart transplant |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I need a pair of glasses |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.