Kategorie: jokes

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed…

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is…

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do…

Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub…