Kategorie: jokes

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed…

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is…

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do…

Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub…

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, „Would you like a plug for it?“ The…

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath…

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash…