Kategorie: jokes

Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub…

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, „Would you like a plug for it?“ The…

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath…

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash…

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‚Can you give me a room and bath?‘ he asked the clerk. ‚I can…

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says „to be taken…

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.