Kategorie: jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed…

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my baby love…. !

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, „Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son….

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become?…