Kategorie: jokes

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at…

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.