Kategorie: jokes

I see the baby’s nose is running again,“ said a worried father. „For goodness sake!“ snapped his wife. „Can’t you think of anything other…

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at…

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.