Kategorie: jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. „Well, Skip,“ said the scout, „Mum had only…

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?