Kategorie: jokes

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building…

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach….

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot!

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. „Are you crazy?“ yelled the customer, „with your hand…

Waiter: „Tea or coffee, gentlemen?“ 1st customer: „I’ll have tea.“ 2nd customer: „Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!“ (Waiter exits,…

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became…

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts…