Kategorie: jokes

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of…

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street…

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate…

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a „Bud.“

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. „Name?“ „Brendan O’Connor.“ „Same as…

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…