Kategorie: jokes

Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She…

Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in…

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After…

Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

Murphy said to his daughter, „I want you home by eleven o’clock.“ She said, „But Father, I’m no longer a child!“ He said, „I…

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. „How’d the meeting…

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept…