Kategorie: jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they’re going cheap !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !

What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!