Kategorie: jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer:…

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?…

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man „I can’t…

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was…

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue,…