Kategorie: jokes

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s bed? Son: I couldn’t find a spider.