Kategorie: jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in…

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child…

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can’t guess who I am!