Kategorie: jokes

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide…

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.