Januar 6, 2021 Life of an Egg So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfect Day The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend…
Januar 6, 2021 Flea Cure Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws (5) Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free…
Januar 6, 2021 Restaurant Specialty Waiter to customer: „Our specialty is snails.““I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!“
Januar 6, 2021 End of the World Reports When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J….
Januar 6, 2021 How Many Men Does It Take… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me the Bill Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Baby Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Missy in heat Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.“What…