Januar 6, 2021 No Smoking Here A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says „Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Penile Operation A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says „Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering…
Januar 6, 2021 I Spy Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: „Wow, look at them! And we…
Januar 6, 2021 Unusual State Laws Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Reindeer Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers…
Januar 6, 2021 Zen Quotes 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not…
Januar 6, 2021 The Very Special Parrot! A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of … * Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*…
Januar 6, 2021 The damn ham Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was…
Januar 6, 2021 In your Face!!! A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks…