Januar 6, 2021 Zen Quotes 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not…
Januar 6, 2021 The Very Special Parrot! A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of … * Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*…
Januar 6, 2021 The damn ham Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was…
Januar 6, 2021 In your Face!!! A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Van and the Queen Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: „Jis you know Queen…
Januar 6, 2021 It's the same thing! There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied „Happy-Butt“. When hearing this, the teacher said, „Go straight to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Gay man's last fun Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went…
Januar 6, 2021 Miscellaneous terms |Arbitrator ar‘-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy‘-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo‘-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn‘-a-det:…