Januar 6, 2021 Panic Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans,…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't Hear Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems…
Januar 6, 2021 Is It Serious? Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
Januar 6, 2021 Get a Life Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Sneeze! Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticklish Tongue Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far…
Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Can't See Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's God? Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!
Januar 6, 2021 Bit by Bit Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…