Januar 6, 2021 Food for Thought Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out.“Doctor: That’s easy….
Januar 6, 2021 Knee Pains A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, „There must be…
Januar 6, 2021 Less Sex A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around…
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Mouse A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, „Doctor, please come quickly….
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Operation One Polish surgeon asks another: „How did that appendectomy go?““Appendectomy?“ shrieks the other. „I though it was an autopsy!“
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Small… True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in…
Januar 6, 2021 Uncommon Perversions A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she’s very hesitant about describing…
Januar 6, 2021 Get Sober! As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, „I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due…