Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he…
Januar 6, 2021 Split Personality Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Januar 6, 2021 Where's My Pen A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, „Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!“
Januar 6, 2021 No Card Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and…
Januar 6, 2021 Where would you go? There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane…
Januar 6, 2021 Let Go Please „Oh doctor,“ moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. „Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!““I understand,“ said the shrink. „But I’ll be able to take better…
Januar 6, 2021 Nutty Problem A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Them a Shock Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Januar 6, 2021 Pervert? A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it…