Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…
Januar 6, 2021 21 types of pissers! 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Poetry The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, „Are you all right?“ „No, I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Neutron A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, „How much for abeer?“The bartender replies, „For you, no charge.“
Januar 6, 2021 Saved Your Privates A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. „So…
Januar 6, 2021 Left and Right Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Singing Frog A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: „No way. I don’t think you can pay…