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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make…

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly…

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.