Kategorie: More Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other „I don’t like your friend.“ The other one said, „Well, put him to…

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. „For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make…

„Well, children,“ said the cannibal cooking teacher. „What did you make of the new English teacher?“ „Burgers, ma’am.“

Two cannibals were having lunch. „Your wife makes a great soup,“ said one to the other. „Yes!“ agreed the first. „But I’m going to…

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

‚Is everyone in the bus?‘ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‚No,‘ called a lady, ‚wait until I get my clothes on.‘…