Kategorie: More Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

‚Is everyone in the bus?‘ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‚No,‘ called a lady, ‚wait until I get my clothes on.‘…

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to…

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

What „bus“ crossed the ocean? Columbus.