Kategorie: More Jokes

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers‘ most familiar song? ‚Home on the Range‘!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).