Kategorie: More Jokes

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, „Can you help me when you get home?“ „Sure,“ he replies. „What’s…

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are…

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and…

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…