Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Third Grade.

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going…

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)