Kategorie: More Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow….

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why…

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to…

What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…