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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to…

What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the…

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to…

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‚What’s the matter?‘ she asked. ‚It’s my…