How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !