Kategorie: More Jokes

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

What goes ‚peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang‘ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!