Kategorie: More Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

What’s the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

What’s the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .