Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Vampire 1: „I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.“ Vampire 2: „How awful!“ Vampire 1: „Yes. Fortunately, I found…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes I’ve been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare’s dead, silly. No wonder he hasn’t replied.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s. „I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It’s for people like you who’re dead from the neck up!