A truck driver was going down a steep incline
when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple
having sex
in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he
sounded his
horn, but they didn’t move. He finally brought the truck‘
to a halt
inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed:
„What the hell’s
the matter with you two?.Didn’t you hear me? You
could have been
killed!“ The man replied nonchalantly: „Listen, I
was coming, she was
coming, and you were coming. You were the only
one with brakes.“
