A truck driver was pulled over
by a State
Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and
noticed
that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth
as he
stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away
his pep pills, the patrolman asked „Did I just see you swallow
something?“ „Yep, that was my birth control pill.“ said the driver. „Birth
control pill?“ asked the patrolman. „Yep, when I saw your light, I
knew I was fucked.“
