Three guys are
drinking in a bar when a
drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and
points at the guy in the
middle, shouting, „Your mom’s the best sex
in town!“
Everyone expects
a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders
off
and
bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk
comes back,
points at the same guy, and says, „I just did your mom,
and it was
sw-e-et!“
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and
the drunk goes back to the
far end
of the bar. Ten minutes
later, he comes back and announces, „Your mom
liked it!“
Finally the
guy interrupts. „Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!“
